vampire jokes

vampire jokes (answers in tiny print):

1. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
2. Why did the vampire cross the road?
3. Why is the vampire so unpopular?
4. What do vampires take for bad colds?

1. frost bite 2.Cross? Cross?! Did someone say cross?! 3. He's a pain-in-the-neck 4. coffin drops