i've been looking through my extensive medicine chest, reading the labels to see if the Ativan label has changed from "take one tablet by mouth twice a day" to "crush twelve tablets and snort through straw several times a day". nope, hasn't changed. why do they need to put take one tablet BY MOUTH? how else would you take a tablet? i once had Compazine suppositories that said NOT TO BE TAKEN BY MOUTH on a big label which made sense because some people may not remember that a suppository goes up your, um, okole. but how else would you take a tablet? take one tablet and shove it in your eye? take one tablet in your left hand and run around the block 3 times, naked then ram it in your ear? no, take by mouth. oh. thanks for telling me. i woulda never figured that one out.
by the way, can you snort Ativan?
*okele is Hawaiian for ass.
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