seven things i say most often

these are The Seven Things I Say Most Often...

1. Fuck...it, this, that, off, him/her/them.
2. freakin', as in "that freakin' bitch was too cheap to pay her 10 cent fine!"
3. what the fuck!? as an expression of disbelief and bewilderment.
4. yeah, right, whatever.
5. i love you...to my husband.
6. "Circulation" when answering the phone at work 500 freakin' times a day.
7. to Hinoserm: "my computer is......." messed up, not connecting to the internet, deleting my file!, making a funny noise, beeping in the middle of the night for no reason, broken, giving me a strange message, down, off and how do i turn it back on?, on and should i turn it off?

words to live by!