pass the sacremental wine...burp

my husband was telling me that the religious leader for Medium Security brought into the prison some WINE for a church service. WINE. into prison. this is called 'introducing contraband to a correctional facility' and if she were working for the Florida prison system, she would have been prosecuted under that law. and what happened to the wine? well, someone drank it. all of it. some inmate found the booty and thought....well, what would YOU think. i'd think, "Happy Hour!"

and what DID happen to the silly bitch? not a damn thing. only in RI.