vampire jokes

vampire jokes (answers in tiny print):

1. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
2. Why did the vampire cross the road?
3. Why is the vampire so unpopular?
4. What do vampires take for bad colds?

1. frost bite 2.Cross? Cross?! Did someone say cross?! 3. He's a pain-in-the-neck 4. coffin drops

lame jokes and quiche

from a joke book: your mother is so ugly, on Halloween, she has to trick or treat by phone.

another: the cannibal passed his brother in the woods. pah-dum-dum.

we spent a good chunk of the day at work reading from a joke book a coworker brought in. it was a lot of fun. another coworker brought in quiche, bacon and orange juice and the children's librarian brought in strawberries and home fries her husband made. so, we had a FANTASTIC breakfast for our first break of the day. yum. this is the advantage to working on OUR saturdays. we have two teams and we are the A-Team. we work every other weekend. then we have the next friday, saturday and sunday off. not to shabby. this coming week is my short week AND i have Halloween off so i have a four day 'weekend'. yeah. sometimes, on rare occasions, i do like my job.