no, just because i live in New England does not make me a Patriots fan. Maniac Mike and i despise the Patriots. every footbal season, all we hear is "the Patriots this and the Patriots that". they had a big game yesterday. one of my (female) cocircworkers wore a Patriots jersey to work. listen ladies...i don't care if you're Angelina Jolie, a football jersey will make you look fat and stupid! they were not made for women. thay were made for men with beer bellies and no fashion sense. and why can she wear a Patriots logo but i can't wear my Ramones and Misfits t-shirts?
anyway, MM and were glad the Patriots lost last night. finally, it's over! and here's a related story that will tell you just how petty and immature the guards at the prison are. an inmate is walking towards the showers and passes Brookes. Brookes is and idiot (we have already established that) and he is a die hard Patriots fan. he would suck the dick of every single player on the team if given the chance. everyone knows of Brookes' love for the Pats. this inmate passes Brookes and makes some snide remark about the Patriots losing the game. while the inmate is in the shower, Brookes goes upstairs and shuts the inmates door. he then tells the other guard in the bubble NOT to open the door until he says so. the inmate gets out of the shower, wrapped in a towel and heads to his cell. door is locked and Brookes won't open it. for nearly an hour! is this baby-ish or what? granted, the stupid inmate should not have said what he said...MM can't figure out why any inmate would talk to any guard if they didn't absolutely need to. see, in REAL prisons, inmates and guards are not best buddies. they are oil and vinegar. but here, in Playland, inmates want the guards to like them. and the guards share very personal information with the inmates! all the child molestors know all about Brookes' kids and family life. what is wrong with these people?
MM got a kick out of the whole episode and so did i. i jsut love it when people act all stupid!
PS. we are Notre Dame fans!
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