i was sitting around eating the last fourth of a pint of Haagen-Dazs Pineapple Coconut ice cream, thinking about how good it is and how much it tastes like a Pina Colada when i read the ingredients:
"Cream, Skim Milk, Sugar, Pineapple, Egg Yolks, Natural Coconut Flavor, Natural Flavor, Rum."
that's right. RUM. so, it was a pina colada i was eating after all. and i feel so warm and toasty and *hic* a little swimmy. where's that lampshade?
PS: Maniac Mike thinks pineapple-coconut ice cream is gross. he is so weird sometimes.