this is a jackass penguin, so named because they bray like donkeys. this would be Toga fully grown. i understand that $13,000 has been raised as reward money. i don't have much hope. Maniac Mike told me that he has seen Toga's parents on the news. the father keeps looking in the nest. what must they be thinking? the poor things!
when they find the creep who stole the penguin, i hope they do nasty things to his testicles with a fork!
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I want to organize a lynch posse to track down the penguin-nabber and bring them to justice. Would you recommend a large pitchfork for that punishment you so righteously suggested, or a BBQ fork? Perhaps a dull, old fork from some grandmother's kitchen utensils. Perhaps a myriad of forks.
This event infuriates me. Stupidity is one thing, but this is downright vile.
oooohhh, i would suggest a dull kitchen fork, for sure! stabbity-stab-stab!
A dull, *rusty* kitchen fork!
Poor little guy...
yes, rusty...tetanus good!
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