Monday, December 26, 2005

Big Fat Mark update

Big Fat Mark got out of seg a couple of days ago. the computer has been removed from Brookes' office. Brookes is back on duty. another inmate squealed on BFM and the guard. that inmate was moved to another mod, Mod D. BFM was moved to Mod C. nothing more has come of this.
had a visit today 1:10 to 3:30. still no food and no poptarts. Maniac Mike told me of a story in the newspaper about King Penguins in a zoo in Japan. apparently, they get really fat in the winter, so the zookeeper makes them walk so many yards a day for excercise. they walk through the zoo while visitors watch. boy, i would LOVE to see that.
an elderly lady got sick in the visiting room and the nurse was called. the elderly lady left in a wheelchair.
MM also informed me that he would like to get a reindeer when he gets out. he saw a morning show that featured Jeff Corwin. Jeff brought a reindeer to the show. MM is a sucker for animals. he thinks he'd like to name the reindeer Blitzen or Bob. ("Bob" over my dead body!)
so, our menagerie will feature: a mule, goats, 2 dogs, cats, a reindeer, Rhode Island Red hens, possibly a cow, and, if at all possible, a penguin (or two). if i get my way, we will also have several prairie dogs (from shelters). i don't know who he thinks will take care of all these animals, but i did tell him that i DO NOT walk dogs! i don't mind shovelling shit and administering medical care, feeding and grooming the animals, but i do not walk dogs! when they whine to go out at 6 in the morning when it's pouring down freezing sleet and snow, it'll be HIS job to take them out. i mean it!

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