i was reading a mommie blog. this mommie had a new baby. she listed one of the things she did not like about mommiehood was the late night shit explosions. i think she said poop explosion, but shit is shit. let's not sugar coat it. (yuck! sugar-coated shit!) according to her, a late night shit explosion is a diaper full of runny shit, that leaks up the babies back and down the legs and out onto the sheets and mattress. this entails a late night bath and cleanup. see, this is why i HATE mommie blogs. i did not need to read this. yes, i had to deal with shit explosions, but i did not write about them, EVER, or even discuss them with another human being. they happened, so? and any new mommie who has time for a blog is not suffering enough. new babies take up ALL your time. every single second. there is rarely time for a shower, especially if you're a single parent or your husband is a jerk. even if you have a spouse to help you with the new baby, you still won't have time to blog. so i am suspect of all the "new mommie" blogs. i think they are just making them up, trying to gain sympathy or something. a mommie with a new baby would only have enough time to blog, "Help, i'm drowning in....." (laundry, poop, formula, puke, etc). trust me. been there.
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